"What is the monster's name in the Goonies?"

"Enrique."

I don't know how to use oxygen

"Greg what are you doing?"

Fucking bitches getting money

I saw a palm tree once. It was in Florida.

Dimes suck

My two favorite things in life: beer and Blue Moon

How common are shrimp?

I would let her bathe me...and by bathe, I mean sex

I think I am going to wait in his room with it out and be like...sup.

If I had hands that big I'd catch everything...except aids.

(Jeff walks out of bathroom and walks back in)

"Was his dick still out?" -Greg

I think I could use Tide for a year if I got it for free.

"Name 5 things you would do to Megan Fox." -Corey

"Sex...Drugs...Rock and Roll." -Greg Cole

Was Shaft a good movie?

Random text I received from Greg:

"Prime rib and peppercorn is MOTHERFUCKING PHENOMENAL!!!

I almost busted

Then I saw I had a Red Bull and passed out"

I went to the bank today.

I watched The Negotiator this weekend.