"You know who really knows how to kill a party?" -Corey

"Greg Cole." -Greg Cole

So are drum majors just part of the band, or is it like Engineering or Finance?

"Do people from Radford go to Med School?" -Vance

"Yeah, as the case studies." -Greg

"I don't have any girl friends." -Talia

"Except for Greg." -Vance

"Hey I never said I was her friend!" -Greg

Most people are not mean to girls.  Except me!  I treat everyone the same.

Penelope is the only girl that licks me.

"You are a very happy person"

"I know...but not in a gay way!" -Greg

If I had hands that big, I would walk around with my hands out.  The girls would be coming.  And not the gross kind.

"One minute isn't enough to burp" -Derek

"That smells like penis.  Oh wait, you didn't burp yet." -Greg

Glennon isn't intelligent enough to smile.