Monday, February 8, 2010

It's like soap operas for....something

Friday, January 22, 2010

I burped twice last week

Sunday, December 20, 2009

"What is the monster's name in the Goonies?"

"Enrique."

Monday, December 7, 2009

I don't know how to use oxygen
"Greg what are you doing?"

Fucking bitches getting money

Saturday, November 21, 2009

I saw a palm tree once. It was in Florida.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Dimes suck